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Joke of the Day

"The only requirement to work at Hot Topic is the manager has to be able to shove a softball through your ear gauges."

"I can't stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. ""Yeah he's 29 months old"", B$tch don't make me do math."

"I've been eating a lot of pineapple lately, you know what that means... I have a pineapple flavored sock under my bed."

"I grew up in a very sheltered household. Our house had 17 roofs. We had alcoves upon alcoves. I wore a tarp wherever I went."

"What's the difference between hematologists and urologists? A hematologist pricks fingers."

"Doctors to Patients The patient says, ""Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."" The doctor says, ""Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."""

"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"

"Why is Al Gore bad at dancing? You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm). Anyone? Anyone?"

"""This is some good shit!"" A gourmet fly."

"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"