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Joke of the Day
"I saw your link on Facebook. What happened next will blow your mind.......I didn't open it."
Next Joke
"What's a Jedi's favourite programming language? JabbaScript"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The road crossed him first, man. The road crossed him first. *This should be delivered in your best ""tough guy"" voice.*"
"All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus"
"Being a gentleman never goes out of style."
"Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy. Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer."
"*Does something bad* Mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on Facebook, blogs, tells people in china*"
"I went to a cemetery today. The entire time I was there my phone didn't have any service. I must have been in a dead zone."
"Keep scrolling, I got nothing."
"A recent medical study shows that women who carry a little extra weight generally live longer than the men in their lives who mention it."