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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The road crossed him first, man. The road crossed him first. *This should be delivered in your best ""tough guy"" voice.*"

"Sometimes I crash parties in a swimsuit, and tell people I'm a Reverse Lifeguard keeping an eye on the land."

"Gay bars have different rules at the pool table... They play balls in hand."

"An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled."

"What do you call porn with transgender midgets? Micro trans action."

"Why are pills white? Because they work."

"What do Jews drive? A hard bargain"

"MTV stopped having their ""Unplugged"" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments."

"Sorry I unfriended you after seeing your Facebook ""Year In Review"" but it was bad enough the first time."

"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"