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Joke of the Day

"*Does something bad* Mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on Facebook, blogs, tells people in china*"

"Meek Mill's response"

"Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy."

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"Politics in Pakistan You don't cast your vote. You vote your caste."

"Ellen Pao on the new $10 bill! worth 2 cents"

"Subway...I don't know whats worse.. What Jared did or you raising your Februany $5 footlong to 6$."

"Turns out ""pick the biggest one & punch him in the face"" gets you more respect as a new prisoner than as a new 1st grade substitute teacher."

"Pro tip: Before you tell her that you love her, make sure you're not horny, drunk, lonely, desperate, sad, angry, bored or hungry."

"Pay me a complement. Wife: I look like a fat, ugly, wrinkly, pig, be a dear and pay me a complement Husband: Your eyesight's damn near perfect. Edit:Format"