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Joke of the Day

"Barrack Obama In India :p 15,000 CCTVs getting installed for Obama's visit in Delh.i (India). That's just racist. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything."

"5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, ""Table for three please."""

"Korean hot dogs [My wife came up with this joke] If hot dogs made from turkey are called turkey dogs... Then Koreans eat doggie dogs."

"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"

"What did the male and female skeletons do to pass the time? (NSFW) They Boned!"

"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."

"My trip to the psychiatrist. Me: I have a crippling fear of backstories. Psychiatrist: So when did this begin? Me: AHHHHH!!!!!!"

"Morning jog Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick up the block and put it back in my toy chest."

"what does a man with a 9"" cock eat for breakfast? this morning, I ate some toast, cereal, coffee, bacon & eggs, hash browns..."

"What happens when a tree masturbates? It nuts"