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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? ""Where's Popcorn?"""
Next Joke
"What rhymes with ""hug me""? Chutney."
"Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at ""the wake"" or whatever"
"What's a pirate's favourite amino acid? Arrrginine"
"Some people think horror movies or big spiders are scary, but nothing terrifies me more than couples that share a Facebook profile."
"You're not allowed to tweet screenshots of chats where you're the one who says the funny thing."
"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"
"Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail."
"The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish"
"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."