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Joke of the Day

"A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother.... They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Hung"

"What did the lonely clock say to the other? I hope you have the time tic come toc to me"

"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."

"A mexican, African American and Muslim walk into a bar.... They see that Donald Trump and a group of his supporters are there, so they get they quickly get the fuck out there."

"Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds? They hog the Schwing set."

"Putin Sends New Year's Message of Peace To Obama Inside a pipe bomb."

"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."

"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck."

"I have made nothing but horrible decisions ever since I had my wisdom teeth taken out."