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Joke of the Day
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and cry."
Next Joke
"There was a man who was arrested for masturbating in a public library... He came quietly."
"I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self."
"[picks up date] *slides over hood of car* *slides off car onto another car* *slides off that one onto another car* *date looks at her watch*"
"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"
"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"
"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"
"Who is the most trustworthy lover? Shakira. Her hips don't lie."
"I was in a gang once we used to carry pocket knives & wear all green with blood-red bandanas around our neck. Wait, that was Boy Scouts."
"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"