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Joke of the Day
"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"
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"Every war the Chinese have ever lost... was because of chinks in their armor."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"
"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."
"A man spent millions on an impressionist painting then ate it... He put his Monet where his mouth is."
"I wish I was Jesus so instead of listening to the same Christmas songs every day if the office, I could be dead."
"The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days."
"[dinner at brother's house] ""So where are the kids?"" Brother: I grounded them. *spits out meatloaf*"