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Joke of the Day
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
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"Been dry for a while Damn this cast itches."
"A dad in Alabama says to his son... ""We entered this world from the same birth canal."""
"Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools."
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"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"
"What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head."