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Joke of the Day

"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick."

"I don't think Major Tom was much of an astronaut - Ground Control had to tell him to put his helmet on, FFS. That's pretty basic stuff."

"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"

"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"

"*Rubs lamp* *Nothing happens* Where's the genie? *Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing?"

"How to rap like Pit Bull: Spanish Spanish Spanish Mr Worldwide DALE!!"

"Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids."

"Q: What's green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle."

"French Blacksmith How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade? He hon(hon hon)s it."