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Joke of the Day

"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."

"The Canadian Army"

"What is Jesus' favorite gun? A nail gun I'm going to hell"

"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"

"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"

"I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective"

"Don't get why guys complain about ""sleeping on the couch"" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up."

"Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. ""who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" Wow.. And you said you would never forget."

"Fool me once, Shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me a thousand times, shame on the weatherman."

"You know who are great at shadow puppets? Deaf people."