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Joke of the Day
"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."
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"Perfect pickup line No, baby, those aren't warts, I'm just ribbed for your pleasure."
"What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and a burglar? A burglar snatches watches."
"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."
"Why do skeletons have so many kids? Because all they can do is bone."
"Q)What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A) NapKin"
"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"
"What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle? free coli"
"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""