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Joke of the Day

"The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool"

"I've been supporting Tyler Perry since the beginning... I have all of his plays and movies on bootleg."

"How many Jews does it take to fix an oven? Hitler stopped trying at 6 million."

"What's the similarity between a marriage and a tornado? At the start there's lots of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house."

"Hi, I'm starting a support group for people who have trouble reaching orgasm... If you can't cum let me know."

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on a phone,""wing, wing, herrooo?"" God I love this joke"

"I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee... But they don't really need the support"

"I bought a grandfather clock. It's like a regular clock but it keeps telling you that it's lived through three wars."

"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"