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Joke of the Day

"Why did the leper chase the leopard? Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)"

"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a perfectly good joke?"

"What happens when batman takes viagra? The dark knight rises"

"Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you."

"Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably squirts or does anal."

"The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising."

"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"

"Why are they called jokes? Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry."

"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."

"The Detroit Lions have been given guns to subvert increasing violence in the area... ...local zookeepers fear the worst."