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Joke of the Day
"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a perfectly good joke?"
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"Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!"
"Follow your dreams. Search through your dreams mail. Show up drunk on your dreams doorstep. Kidnap your dreams. Never let your dreams go."
"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"
"Unlike your boyfriend, cheesecake will never leave you or your hips."
"Note down the number please. A person was riding on a horse, He Jumped the red light, a cop whistles' person lifts the tail of horse and says, ""Note down the number please."""
"Today I heard a guy on the street say, ""It's chowder season, baby!"" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words"
"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter."
"How deep is the ocean? A shark spooked him while he was surfing."
"How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball? It's skirts versus shins."