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Joke of the Day
"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."
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"9 out of 10 dentists agree: the 10th dentist is a dog, not a dentist. the 10th dentist argues that dogs can b dentists too"
"I'm a necrophiliac... ...but my friends seem to be cool about it"
"Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf? He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it."
"I cry at the end of sandwiches."
"Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin? Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays"
"""It's five o'clock somewhere"" I say as I leave work at 9am"
"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."
"NSFW Where do you go when you get semen in your eye? Pearle Vision. [Totally a Canadian Joke, my bad for not thinking about that! Pearle Vision is a local Optometry franchise.]"
"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."