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Joke of the Day

"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake"

"Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry."

"*Seeing words in itallic...* Makes me want to eat *pasta*."

"The contestants on Jeopardy are always asking the stupidest questions. ""What is bronze?"" Read a book, you dummies."

"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"

"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"

"Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work."

"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.... Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"

"What, I'm Asian? *slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*"