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Joke of the Day

"Sar-Chasm (noun) When you're joking, but everyone thinks you're being serious, you've fallen into the sar-chasm."

"My mom once told me if I jack off I'll go blind I never saw her again"

"What do you call a Greek arsonist? A "

"My wife caught me crossdressing. So I packed her things and left."

"In bed they call me Snickers... ... Because I always satisfy!"

"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"

"If I could be a woman for 24 hours, I would probably spend most of it telling myself to shut the fuck up"

"Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked."

"Me: I like your Prince tattoo. ""It's my mother."" Me: Your mother is Prince?"

"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."