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Joke of the Day

"Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!"

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? 'Cause the sound of a zipper scares the FUCK out of sheep."

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"What do gay alligators eat for breakfast? Cockadiles"

"Hey do you mind if I play street fighter with you? SHORYUKEN!"

"What is the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? Hockey players shower after three periods.."

"I hate when I meet a beautiful woman and have to leave bc someone who beat me in a rap battle is walking my way"

"Hello Alcoholics Anonymous? I'd like to anonymously report a bunch of alcoholics getting together in my neighbor's yard. ""Sorry sir, that's not the point of the program"""

"I like my women...... I like my women like I like my coffee....... Ground up and in the freezer."

"What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves? I expect to Potter-own 'em."