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Joke of the Day

"I didn't sleep at all last night I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... and then it dawned on me."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!"

"Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white""."

"I don't know why my Dad named me Hockey. He never calls me that, he just says ""Hey sport"""

"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."

"If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy."

"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over? Because he's a dirty double crosser."

"I tried to give my girl an Eskimo kiss... but she wasn't Inuit."

"People always say ""Wow, your baby looks so much like you,"" as though it's supposed to defy genetics & look exactly like a coffee mug."

"When I think of a good tweet in the shower, I run out dripping & naked and post it before the internet ends and it's too late."