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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why my Dad named me Hockey. He never calls me that, he just says ""Hey sport"""
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"What do you call the fruit of Islam? Quran-berries"
"Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave? It hertz a lot"
"[Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless"
"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."
"What do you call a homeless orphan? Depressing"
"If a cop is at the door when I answer, I yell into the house ""Anyone order a stripper?"" then say ""Sorry, wrong house"" & slam the door shut."
"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"Explanation of HANDSOME A twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people. That's why some men keep getting called handsome."
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. ...Ba-doom-tish."