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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!"
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"Two cows at the North Pole... One turns to the other and says ""Don't know about you but I'm Friesian""."
"What do you call a gay guy who blends in really well with his straight friends? homogeneous"
"What does a 90 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""
"A movie called Jurrasick Park where there's no dinosaur activity because they're now sick for some reason."
"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."
"A man walks into a library asking for a book... A man walks into a library asking for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you won't return it."""
"But man says to the doctor: Wojak I am the pepe"
"I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on."