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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!"
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"Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good."
"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"
"Pick a number between 1 and 10 Pick any number between 1 and 10. I will try and guess what number it is. Pick a number I'd say you chose 6 Some people will have just had their minds blown"
"I bought a Delorean R/C car today. I accidentally ran it at full speed. I guess I'll have to wait about 10 years to get it back."
"""My name will live forever!"" - Anonymous."
"Air & Sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"