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Joke of the Day

"I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white. Looked pretty plane to me."

"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"

"[NSFW] I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off It's hard"

"There's a new band called ""1023Mb"" They don't have any gigs yet."

"Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was eggcellent."

"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"

"Laziness is a dish best served delivered."

"Hey, Chefs, you're making food. Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down."

"I like my coffee like my slaves... Free!"

"What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict"