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Joke of the Day
"Why do we need iron in our diets? Because it's good ferrous."
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"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"
"What do you call a gay avatar? A bender."
"Matthew 11, Luke 9 and John 12... ...are just three of the boys Father O'Reilly has to stay at least 50 yards from."
"""Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming"" ""We're not bring ur new chainsaw-"" ""HER NAME'S DEBBY"""
"Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival."
"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."
"Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians? Cos Lettuce"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."