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Joke of the Day
"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."
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"A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying ""Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"" His mate replies ""Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"""
"Why can't Armenians drive? Because they're too busy swearing at obama! ba dum tss"
"Me: How many legs does the dog have? 4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog."
"I found the secret to r/Jokes Ctrl + C Ctrl + V"
"I asked my Spanish friend if he knew what potassium is... He didn't. All he said was ""Que?"""
"A double amputee has escaped from the mental asylum I wouldn't worry too much, he's armless."
"You breed dogs? Don't they do that on their own?"
"What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course!"
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? NSFW Because it wasn't born yesterday."