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Joke of the Day
"Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians? Cos Lettuce"
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"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."
"Women are like parking spots they are either taken or handicapped."
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."
"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."
"My dad hit my with this one: His belt."
"History channel."
"This guy was all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change anything"