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Joke of the Day

"Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians? Cos Lettuce"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make your little girl cry! But if she's gonna have those ears, she's gonna need a sense of humor."

"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"

"Why can't Obama dance? Cause he has two leftist feet."

"My favorite part of Zumba is mortgaging my house to pay the chiropractor."

"*at bank* I always think it's funny when I go to the bank because my last name is Banks Teller: ""haha. First name?"" *Pulls out gun* Robin"

"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Because there's cheetahs."

"Meant to tell my daughter ""Good night, I love you,"" but it came out as ""Thank god you go back to school on Tuesday because this is bullshit"""

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."

"""I'm an actress"" I watched your web series, and I disagree."