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Joke of the Day
"Why are 8 year old African children always so depressed? Mid-life crisis"
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"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that."
"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick in a girl's ass."
"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."
"I am a joke And my kid is the punch line"
"What do people mean when they say kids are 'experimenting' with sex? Getting it on in a lab coat? Is that how you get a test tube baby?"
"You know what doesn't cry? Birth control"
"What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon."
"I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary."