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Joke of the Day

"Apparently my neighbor down the hall doesn't watch porn. She came over 20 minutes ago asking I could fix her sink and I'm still fixing it."

"I once heard a dirty intellectual joke It blew my mind !!"

"me: ""so is this a date?"" hitchhiker: ""um"""

"If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working"

"Trying to argue via text is like Being Italian and talking with handcuffs on."

"Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!"

"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"

"What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space? He Park in son's space"

"My father thinks himself an expert at cutting through busy sidewalks. I consider his ability rather pedestrian."

"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."