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Joke of the Day
"Hey Dad, do the Indian people celebrate Thanksgiving? They did. Once."
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"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"
"My mother's maiden name is Password"
"What caused The Black Death? The police."
"My boyfriend said he wanted a man cave if we ever got a house together. I jokingly asked if I could have a lady cave ""Yeah. It's called the kitchen"""
"Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? He was rushin'"
"How did cancer order it's fries? Metastasized."
"a peaceful man was so opposed to war that he upon reading his draft notice he passed out and remained comatose for the duration of the war he was an unconscientious objector"
"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."
"My uncle died from a turtle stampede. It was a slow death."