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Joke of the Day
"How did cancer order it's fries? Metastasized."
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"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""
"Whats the month people get most drunk in? Febrewery"
"What do you call Asian quadruplets? 4chan"
"That's offensive -- Pikachu is his slave name."
"What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it"
"I don't like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well."
"My friend would be alive today... if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote. >""Am I going to live?"" >""I don't know."" >""Read faster!"""
"Do you know why they call Venice the city of romance? You can't spell canal without anal....."
"Like my Great Grandmother always used to say,,,, Marry someone who will love you for your posts and not your profile picture.'"