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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend said he wanted a man cave if we ever got a house together. I jokingly asked if I could have a lady cave ""Yeah. It's called the kitchen"""

"A priest and a rabbi are walking together. The priest sees an attractive young boy and asks the rabbi , do you want to fuck him? The rabbi asks , out of what?"

"Oh thank goodness, my Uber driver knows what's really wrong with this country."

"Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime"

"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."

"Reverend have you been drinking? Just water, officer. Then why do I smell wine? Good Lord! He's done it again!!!"

"A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night... The officer says ""Good evening"" and keeps on walking."

"I think Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."

"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."

"What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan? They're used to disappointment."