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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend said he wanted a man cave if we ever got a house together. I jokingly asked if I could have a lady cave ""Yeah. It's called the kitchen"""

"There were two fish in a tank... one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Police Officer: You know, this is a one way street? Me: I was only going one way..."

"These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant."

"really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later"

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count And those who cannot count"

"I'm so Italian . . . I even text with my hands."

"What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument? Good*bi-den*"

"Caesar tried to run when the senate came after him... but his leg muscles couldn't carry him fast enough. As he fell to the ground he cried out ""Et tu, glutes!"""

"Saudi Arabia's justice system is completely different from ISIS.... Just kidding."