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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."

"Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster."

"the Grinch was a religious minority w/ legitimate issues of systematic injustice & economic discrimination & the movie about him is bigotry"

"I dressed up for Halloween today.. I went as someone who suffers from dyslexia"

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."

"What is will? A little bitch"

"How do crazy people get through the forrest? They take the psycho path."

"The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep ""Floors are beneath me"" she explained."

"I'd totally date you, but complaining about being single is kind of my thing and I don't really want to lose that."

"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"