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Joke of the Day

"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."

"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"

"YouTube is the nicest company ever... They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them."

"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."

"You know how to spell ""Canada"" right? ""C - Eh - N - Eh - D - Eh"""

"What are Germans most thankful for on the internet? Danke Memes"

"I'm taking a vacation before I start a new job. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to drive through Manitoba along the Hudson Bay to Rankin Inlet. She told me she was having Nunavut."

"Why did the train go left? Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it."

"The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep They've got a 2 metre ewe."

"Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation? Even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it."