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Joke of the Day

"What do you call your disabled study-buddy? Your cerebral pal-sy."

"you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes ""sexual"" the rest of the boys all agree that he is"

"I don't know. ""Hairy ass"" makes me sound kinda edgy but ""fuzzy bum"" is more family friendly. It's a tough call. Resumes are tricky."

"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."

"A new source of electricity is found! Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now. We can use that somehow."

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"

"When I was younger, I was told that anyone could become President. Seeing Trump's campaign, now I believe it."

"I feel like a taco salad is the worst way to eat a taco, and yet, the best way to eat a salad."

"Waiter: What can I get for you? Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked? M: By anyone other than my wife"