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Joke of the Day
"What do you call your disabled study-buddy? Your cerebral pal-sy."
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"Very dirty joke [NSFW] A pig falls in the mud."
"You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her."
"So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus."
"Me: *pouts at front facing camera* Front facing camera: I have a girlfriend."
"Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"[having sex] Her: HARDER! ME: Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150% of the other. What are the 2 numbers? Her: 44&66 HARDER!"
"Taking the lives away from 12 baby chicks. Bought an egg carton at the grocery store..."
"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device"
"Why are black fathers always missing? Because white cops always shoot them for no reason."