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Joke of the Day
"I guess Phillip Hughes was the first Aussie To die of a bowler. Badum Tiss."
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"What do you call a pessimistic horse? A Neigh-Sayer"
"Blue cheese dressing makes anything a salad. For example, this french fry salad I'm eating right now"
"These riots remind me of basketball There are always people stealing, but you can't win without shooting."
"Well, the definition of humour is not much humorous! The Incongruity Theory claims that humour is created out of a violation of an expectation."
"Robber: Give me your valuables Me: *hands him piece of paper* Robber: What's this? Me: My Netflix password."
"Are iPads supposed to be red with two white knobs on the bottom?"
"Merry Christmas to everyone tomorrow... ....Today, fuck you."