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Joke of the Day
"I guess Phillip Hughes was the first Aussie To die of a bowler. Badum Tiss."
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"How do Australians sleep? With their heads at the foot of the bed."
"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin says ""Man, it is hot in here!"" then the second muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."
"In 1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood ... In 2012: he died of hunger."
"Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok"
"How can you tell if a pedophile is Jewish? ""Hey little kid! Want to buy some candy?"""
"The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday."
"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prosti-toot"