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Joke of the Day
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other? See ya next month."
Next Joke
"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh."
"Did you hear about the women who got wooden breast implants? A punchline would be funny here, Wooden Tit?"
"Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They're always cold. 2) It's somehow your fault."
"Her: Babe! Be careful! The stove is hot! Me winking and leaning on the stove: You're Hot, Baby. 911: What's your emergency?"
"I before E except after C. Yes another myth disproven by science."
"If God had wanted you to talk more than listen, he would have given you two mouths and one ear."
"When I was a kid I liked my Jack in the Box...But now I prefer my Jack in the Bottle."
"""Haha, you thought I was a quarter."" -nickels"
"What do you call a fight between two dairy products? A fromage fray."