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Joke of the Day
"Merry Christmas to everyone tomorrow... ....Today, fuck you."
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"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."
"How are fat girls and mopeds similar? They are fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to find out."
"Sir, your frog is illegally parked, move it imediately or it will be toad."
"A dog peed on my bike today. Of course I did not put up with that. I peed all over it immediately."
"Just asked someone for their date of birth for a work insurance thing & it was 4/20/69 & I just went dead silent for at least 20 seconds"
"She doesn't follow Newton's law I give her a stare but she doesn't give me an equal and opposite reaction"
"What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan."
"I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's."
"This watch means a lot to me, I got it from my Jewish Grandfather He sold it to me on his deathbed."