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Joke of the Day

"Well, the definition of humour is not much humorous! The Incongruity Theory claims that humour is created out of a violation of an expectation."

"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"If you show up to a job interview high and tired... You're hired!"

"I'm tired of this one night stand mentality in college... I have multiple lamps and alarm clocks, I need at least two night stands."

"What did our parents do to kill time before the internet? I asked my 21 brothers and sisters and they had no clue either."

"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""

"I don't believe in peer pressure. Unless my friends do..."

"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."

"Hate the political process, not the politicians. Nah, who the f*#k am I kidding? Hate those politicians!"

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"