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Joke of the Day

"GOD: Go forth, my tiny friends! ANTS: Hooray! ANGEL: Ok next creation ... The anteater. ANTS: The what now?"

"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."

"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"

"Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!"

"What do you call a cat with an eating disorder? A cat."

"I'm getting tired of all the Turkey news Turkey didn't need the Recep and frankly I don't either."

"What do you call a group of Indians? A Paki"

"What is a lesbian's favourite Liam Neeson film? Snatch"

"Why will people with MS never be great artists? They only have MS Paint"

"What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh? Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue."