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Joke of the Day
"What is a lesbian's favourite Liam Neeson film? Snatch"
Next Joke
"What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile."
"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"
"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."
"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"
"What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!"
"Chess makes us to realize our life!!! Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables? Mrs Hawking"
"it is a joyous occasion when the lava in my lava lamp randomly forms a perfect dick and balls"
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon"