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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh? Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue."

"A pirate walks into a bar... He has a ship's wheel right on his crotch. The bartender asks: ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate reply's: ""ARRRRRGH, It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"[pearly gates] st peter: welcome everybody- *i run up and slam dunk an imaginary ball thru his halo and then hang on it like it's the rim*"

"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BAH DUM TSSH"

"I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults."

"How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big ""W"" embroidered on her pyjamas !"

"What's the difference between herpes and mono? You get one from snatching a kiss."

"A confused priest walks into a gay bar and says, ""So, let me get this straight."""

"What do a bucket and a woman have in common? Before 1928, neither could vote."

"When does CPR become necrophilia?"