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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cat with an eating disorder? A cat."

"*spends 30 minutes trying to unzip my pants to have sex for the first time* *girlfriend sighs* ""Just take off the mittens"" MY HANDS ARE COLD"

"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"

"Some-What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations."

"The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you."

"I decided to start growing a beard. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me."

"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"

"Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race? At least he didn't oui in them too."

"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush."

"What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? ""They remember"""