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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of Indians? A Paki"
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"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home"
"what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato"
"My Roomba sucked up some cocaine & cleaned the entire house in 5 mins. Now my jewelry's missing & the Roomba's trying to bang the blender."
"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."
"Why are surveyors so much fun? Because most of them are party chiefs."
"Dwarf Shortage I know, it's a short joke"
"One tub of crisco. One body pillow. One box of condoms. One cashier. One wink. One awkward moment."
"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"
"Q: Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."