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Joke of the Day

"My son is a real hand full. I didn't have any tissues handy."

"Needed some help with romance, so I took the book ""How to Hug"" out of the library. Turns out it was volume 6 of an old encyclopedia."

"My friends bakery had burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."

"Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily."

"A duck walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender says ""cash or credit ?""... ...the ducks says ""put it on my bill""."

"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."

"I just freaked out! I woke up from a nap to find that my phone and wife were missing. It's all good though. I found my phone."

"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"

"WIFE:Someone's broken in ME *grabs baseball bat*Wait here [downstairs] PAL:Can't u just tell her u wanna play baseball M: Keep ur voice down"