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Joke of the Day
"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"
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"What do you call a government consisted of burglars? A thiefdom."
"I suck in my stomach when I weigh myself like my scale will be all ""oh she's much thinner than I thought, I'll adjust the numbers."""
"A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish. It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted!"
"So my mobile phone company forced me to upgrade my 3G phone to a 4G one. I couldn't withstand the pressure."
"A smart Halloween costume would be an angel costume because if you died, you could just sneak your way into heaven & be like ""I'm back yall"""
"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."
"Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !"
"Two ads? IN A ROW? On this website that gives me access to all the music ever made? I won't stand for it"