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Joke of the Day

"I just freaked out! I woke up from a nap to find that my phone and wife were missing. It's all good though. I found my phone."

"So a masochist meets a sadist... The masochist yells out ""HIT ME! HIT ME!"" The sadist smiles, looks at him and says ""no."""

"I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents."

"Dark Humor is like getting laid Not everyone gets it."

"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"

"""Aw shit, my blackberry photos got hacked"" ... ...said nobody ever"

"You guys should read ""It's normal here"" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted. written by Quinton Chingme"

"A man had three sons. One was a model, the second a hair stylist.. The third one was also a faggot."

"Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money."

"How do you build a flea circus? You have to start from scratch."