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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an American and a Briton? Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time."

"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"

"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""

"How do you know your girlfriend is too young for you? You have to make airplane noises to put your dick in her mouth"

"I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it."

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"Guardsman: ""Lady Pao, the Reddit peasants are revolting!"" Lady Pao: ""Yes I agree, they're disgusting. Do you have a point?"""

"What is Jesus's go-to pickup line? Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?"

"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."

"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."