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Joke of the Day

"Guardsman: ""Lady Pao, the Reddit peasants are revolting!"" Lady Pao: ""Yes I agree, they're disgusting. Do you have a point?"""

"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies"

"I'm good friends with 24 letters of the alphabet because i hate U and i don't really know Y"

"i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead"

"funny how dumbass pet animals will eat the same thing every day without realizing that Subway offers over 19 different ways to Eat FreshTM"

"Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired!"

"It's amazing the things you'll do for a person when you want to see them naked."

"Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken."

"Difference between Men and Women Women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!"