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Joke of the Day

"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""

"So, a cannibal walks down the street.... ..... with a handburger."

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town!"

"What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? They gave him the cold shoulder."

"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes."

"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."

"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years."

"Congrats to Lindsay Lohan for successfully portraying what happens to mean girls after high school."

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."

"I have three daughters. They are Three, Ten and Eleven. I know, I know! These are strange names."