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Joke of the Day
"What is Jesus's go-to pickup line? Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?"
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"Why were the sneakers so sad? Because they had ten issues."
"While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn."
"What's the difference between an angry man and a gay arab? An angry man shakes a fist..."
"There are TV shows literally every day so no I am not free to hang out ever."
"What's the opposite of wake up sex? Necrophilia."
"If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1. Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1"
"A recent survey shows... A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you're one of the nine then."
"After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, ""I'll keep that in mind"" and walk off"
"Why is Batman so jealous of Superman? Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2"